Perfume/cologne madness

To the ladies I can smell a mile away,
The next time you put perfume on, please please please, one spritz is plenty. Everyone around you can smell(especially if you perfume stinks). But seriously, we really do smell it. If you really feel like you didnt get the perfume on you, I suggest spraying into your hands. Rub your hands together and run your hands through your neck, arms, hair etc. Now onto the lotion wearing people. I had a near fainting experience today as I got done talking with a co-worker. I could smell her 20 feet away. Even after she left the office, her smell was still around me. She does have amazing skin. Anyway, the point is that a small quarter size dallop of those fruity smelly lotions is all you need. If you want to slather yourself with lotion, stick with the non smelly ones. I understand that bath and body works and victoria secret have a lot of nice sweet scents. Please for the sake of our noses, a little is enough.
To the brothers,
The above applies to you as well. Also aftershave is not a lotion nor sunblock. Again a dime size amount or even less is plenty enough. Just take a shower and put on some febreezed clothing and you are good to go.